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Natasha Romanoff 🕷 Black Widow ([personal profile] blackhourglass) wrote in [personal profile] staringproblem 2024-06-24 06:08 pm (UTC)

Most girls who aren't drunk already are pretty good about it. It's one of the first things that gets taught in date safety, and even in sex education at schools now. The crimes still happen though.

I can imagine. I've spent plenty of time in sewers and gulags. I know how terrible places full of filth can be.

You are a very welcome distraction, and I'd be happy to take you are to a bar anytime if you want. I'd even sneak in a flask of asgardian ale, so you can get properly inebriated. You can put dollar bills there, or your hands. It's up to you. I'd prefer your hands, personally.

It would be great to see them try and date. I know it's a terrible thought, but the fights would be exceptional.

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